In the par 3 course’s parking lot, Muller sits on a car bumper eating a burger.
Skully has her back to him, but we see her fingers grip her sides as she hugs herself. In the background we see the charred remains of the Putt Putt. white text fades in at lower frame left: Putt Putt Par 3 Course Ruins - 12:15 pm Scoldy This is the worst day of my life. Muller Try to look on the bright side Skully. | |
Scoldy Maybe he is still alive, nobody can find his body or any remains. Muller Yeah. (chomp) He must have gone with the cow spirits. Scoldy Don’t you understand Muller? There are no cow spirits. This man killed the groundskeeper, and played a lame prank on us. And we got him. We got him good. Muller Well yeah, maybe he didn’t do it. Maybe he just saw us drenched in blood and thought it was funny. And when we approached him, he was scared and ran away. | |
Far away, the inbred couple is playing golf.
The man putts and misses. goes to the other side and putts. and misses again. | |
Muller But still, how do you explain the groundskeeper’s death? | |
Scoldy Besides being the former site of a slaughter house. This golf course also possesses the quality of a "Mystery Spot." A spot where strange, unexplainable paranormal phenomenon occurs. It is was this strange “force” that led to the killing. Did you know that the groundskeeper was drinking milk at the time of his death? You see, the molecular structure from the milk conflicts with the magnetic field of the Mystery Spot, which interferes with the structural and the gravitational force of any objects that are made of graphite and aluminum. Thus creating a violent vibration from that graphite object. The vibration sustains enough power and duration to whack a nearby human to death. | |
We see Muller and Skoldy from a spot quite high above the charred remains.
We head a faint cow moo. | |
MUller's head whips in Skoldy's direction.
Muller Did you hear that? The End |