X+FILES:A Hole In Someone

SCENE 7: ALL WRAPPED UP...
In the par 3 course’s parking lot, Muller sits on a car bumper eating a burger.
Skully has her back to him, but we see her fingers grip her sides as she hugs herself.
In the background we see the charred remains of the Putt Putt.
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Putt Putt Par 3 Course Ruins - 12:15 pm

Scoldy
This is the worst day of my life.

Muller
Try to look on the bright side Skully.

Scoldy
Maybe he is still alive, nobody can find his body or any remains.

Muller
Yeah. (chomp) He must have gone with the cow spirits.

Scoldy
Don’t you understand Muller? There are no cow spirits. This man killed the groundskeeper, and played a lame prank on us. And we got him. We got him good.

Muller
Well yeah, maybe he didn’t do it. Maybe he just saw us drenched in blood and thought it was funny. And when we approached him, he was scared and ran away.

Far away, the inbred couple is playing golf.

The man putts and misses. goes to the other side and putts. and misses again.

Muller
But still, how do you explain the groundskeeper’s death?


Scoldy
Besides being the former site of a slaughter house. This golf course also possesses the quality of a "Mystery Spot." A spot where strange, unexplainable paranormal phenomenon occurs. It is was this strange “force” that led to the killing. Did you know that the groundskeeper was drinking milk at the time of his death? You see, the molecular structure from the milk conflicts with the magnetic field of the Mystery Spot, which interferes with the structural and the gravitational force of any objects that are made of graphite and aluminum. Thus creating a violent vibration from that graphite object. The vibration sustains enough power and duration to whack a nearby human to death.

We see Muller and Skoldy from a spot quite high above the charred remains.

We head a faint cow moo.

MUller's head whips in Skoldy's direction.

Muller
Did you hear that?

The End