X+FILES:A Hole In Someone
INTRODUCTION AND TITLE SEQUENCE

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Introduction

	Long shot of a golf course late at night. (sprinklers going off in distance?) white text fades in at lower frame left: Putt Putt Par 3 – Corvallis, Oregon - 12:35am A monstrously huge lawnmower/tractor contraption comes over a central slope.
	Lawnmower enters frame left, and stops. the driver's head looks to background, where a golf club lays in a strange spotlight.
	The golf club lies in foreground. Driver jumps from the lawnmower. The club rotates, rasing it's blade slightly.
	A cow moos against the moon.
	The driver looks to the sky, oblivious to the golf club now floating behind him. the club swings-
	long shot of the driver being savagely beaten. In the forground we see a spotlit hole, with flagpole still sticking out of it. After a couple seconds of the driver's screams, a small white something flies from his distant beating and lands near the hole. It is his eyeball. It suddenly zips into the hole.
start credits
	(note, credits will wait till later for storyboards. want them to be the highest quality of the animations. and we need to review the original show opening for perfect parody ideas.)

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• Intro: Putt Putt Par 3 – Corvallis, Oregon - 12:35am (and TITLE SEQUENCE)
• SCENE 1: FBI Headquarters – Washington D.C. – 8:00 am
• SCENE 2 : Putt Putt Par 3 Putting Green – Corvallis, Oregon - 12:15 pm
• SCENE 3 : Police HQ – Corvallis, OR – 4:05 pm
• SCENE 4 : Spic and Mick’s 18 Hole – 6:12 pm
• SCENE 5 : Putt Putt Cantina – 11:30 pm
• SCENE 6 : Putt Putt Par 3 – Hole 4 - 12:15 am
• SCENE 7 : Putt Putt Par 3 Course Ruins - 12:15 pm