Muller is swinging crazily at a teed up golf ball. He can’t connect, and ends up just pointing down at it and making faces. Skoldy takes a sample from the grass.
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Spic and Mick’s 18 Hole – 6:12 pm
Hui
Did you know major cause of death while playing golf is due to heart attack?
Hui
I’m afraid the course is closing, you’ll have to go home now.
Federal! Agents!
Hui Kim Parker
Muller shoves his badge excessively in the guy’s face.
(hui's head in dead center, just slightly turning to each?)
Muller
What can you tell us about the unnatural golf course activity in this town.
Hui
Based on what assumption? The golf course is just an objective syntax that exists only in your perception.
Scoldy
What do you know about the murder of the Groundskeeper over at Putt Putt Par 3 last week?
Hui
Knowing is only half the battle, not knowing is the complete battle.
Hui
Look at this, Hubert S0-9000, graphite head, titanium casing, even a five year old can hit a 300 yard drive.
Instead of golf swings, Hui start to do samurai sword moves
Muller
Or beat a man to death.
Awk, Awk, the seagull moans.
As if grieving over the death of his new born due to herpes.
Death is just a stage in the ring of life.
Some say that death heralds the ultimate termination.
But some also believe that in death, there comes liberation -
Please Hui, we would be glad if you can tell us about the groundskeeper.
Meet me at the fourth hole of the Par3 golf course tonight, twelve fifteen sharp.