Waiter, There's an Eco-Terrorist in my Soup A man sitting at a resturant table with his hand raised, signaling for the attention of a waiter. A waiter approaches the man. Man Waiter, There's an Eco-Terrorist in my Soup Waiter (speaking with a ridiculously thick French accent) Well? Man So? Waiter So what's wrong? Man There - is - an - eco - terrorist - in - my - soup. Waiter What's wrong with it? Man I didn't order an ecoterrorist soup. I didn't know this soup comes with an ecoterrorist. Waiter Well it says on the menu - Menian du faite simone a la carage et du fetian. Man Sorry I don't speak French. I just picked something I thought that had chicken in it. Now, I can't enjoy the soup with an ecoterrorist. Waiter Sir, we have the best ecoterrorist in town. They have been to all the WTO demonstations. They've burned down several SUVs in a Eugene Car lot. They've sabotaged dozens of Warehauser logging equipment. Give it a try and maybe you will like it. Man Well I've tried it before and I sure didn't like it. Waiter Well, I can take out the ecoterrorist for you. Man No, Could you get me a fresh bowl without ecoterrorist? Waiter Well, sure. But the soup is in a big barrel. So it would be the same as taking the ecoterrorist out of your simple soup bowl. Man How about a different soup. Is there anything here that doesn't have an ecoterrorist? Waiter Sir, all of our soups comes with ecoterrorist. It's our specialty. Man (frustrated, takes a deep breath) Nevermind, you know what, just leave it. Leave the soup. Waiter You don't want me to take out the eco-terrorist? Man No, I'm fine. (pause) Thank you. The waiter walks away