Waiter, There's an Eco-Terrorist in my Soup



A man sitting at a resturant table with his hand raised, signaling for the

attention of a waiter.  A waiter approaches the man.



Man

Waiter, There's an Eco-Terrorist in my Soup



Waiter (speaking with a ridiculously thick French accent)

Well?



Man

So?



Waiter

So what's wrong?



Man

There - is - an - eco - terrorist - in - my - soup.



Waiter

What's wrong with it?



Man

I didn't order an ecoterrorist soup.  I didn't know this soup comes with an

ecoterrorist.



Waiter

Well it says on the menu - Menian du faite simone a la carage et du fetian.



Man

Sorry I don't speak French.  I just picked something I thought that had

chicken in it.  Now, I can't enjoy the soup with an ecoterrorist.



Waiter

Sir, we have the best ecoterrorist in town.  They have been to all the WTO

demonstations.  They've burned down several SUVs in a Eugene Car lot.

They've sabotaged dozens of Warehauser logging equipment.  Give it a try

and maybe you will like it.



Man

Well I've tried it before and I sure didn't like it.



Waiter

Well, I can take out the ecoterrorist for you.



Man

No, Could you get me a fresh bowl without ecoterrorist?



Waiter

Well, sure.  But the soup is in a big barrel.  So it would be the same as 

taking the ecoterrorist out of your simple soup bowl.



Man

How about a different soup.  Is there anything here that doesn't have an

ecoterrorist?



Waiter

Sir, all of our soups comes with ecoterrorist.  It's our specialty.



Man (frustrated, takes a deep breath)

Nevermind, you know what, just leave it.  Leave the soup.



Waiter

You don't want me to take out the eco-terrorist?



Man

No, I'm fine.  (pause)  Thank you.



The waiter walks away